Best Actor Goes To My Cat For Their Sensationally Convincing Portrayal Of “starving Dickensian Orphan

I like politics and all but imagine ~the Arcana~

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

I physically look like a love child between Vulgora and Volta. Its rare to actually see characters that look like me in any way. Its hard for me to pin my personality. I can be calm and collected and very focused on work, yet I am an anxious mess with a need for travel and exploration. I'm kind of a chaotic neutral type.

I literally feel like I’m Vulgora and Valdemar’s lovechild with a pinch of Julian. That’s highkey me. No need to get to know me, that’s it, that’s the whole show

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

If you’re gonna reblog this Shitpost then I wanna know what characters you relate to the most let’s get a chain going bois

“‘For I have smoked a blunt with my left hand,’ he will say, ‘but in my right hand is how i could have taken massive bong rips. Blazing is under my will only.’ The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.”

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I've done this, but instead of surgery, it was with something I was dissecting for a forensics class on valentines day one year. Luckily, my partner for the project had a good sense of humor, or the rest of the dissection would of been awkward.

My best post yet

On a border between two States Someone has written, “Fuck your nationalism. We are all Earthlings.”

And on the Mexican border, Someone has ripped through a fence Of reinforced chicken wire With bolt cutters, And erected a hammock By suspending it Between two of the fence’s Concrete pillars.

After swinging gently back and forth, From Texas to Mexico and then From Mexico back to Texas, They doze off; contemptuous Of the security guards Patrolling this artificial demarcation  – For, once upon a time, Texas was Mexico And Texas didn’t exist.

When Eugene Debs was imprisoned For conscientious objection in World War One He said, on September 11th 1915, “I have no country to fight for My country is the earth I’m a citizen of the world.”

– Heathcote Williams, “No Borders”

HAPPY TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!