Wonderland Charm Icons!

I wanna point out that Valdemar is a nerd who can be very helpful when they’re interested on a subject

1987, so that's fun

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

since the dawn of time immemorial, humans have wondered, “what happened before the beginning of history?” the answer… is “fungus, mostly.” unfortunately, the mycorrhicene era has ended, giving way to the meatier, louder, and less efficient anthropocene. but what if i told you. we could bring it back? (shoots you with a spore dart)

this man’s commitment to his one-eyed life is so endearing,,, julian your eye still works. baby. you’re among friends. please

I found a reference pic of a guy doing bedroom eyes to the mirror while applying guyliner and I suddenly had to paint Lucio