"Oh you have a poopy diaper? Hmm...well that's unfortunate.
You see, I'm not one of those betasitters that changes diapers. You’re the one who made the mess, so why should I have to clean it up? I’m sorry that you’re a grown man that can’t stop himself pooping his Pampers but that’s just not my problem now is it? You’re just going to have to stew in it until your wife gets back.
Or…if you’d like, my boyfriend's coming over later. Maybe you can tell him about the mess you made and ask him to change you. I’m sure he won’t laugh in your fucking face at all…”
Put his legs over your shoulder, shove him against a wall, fuck him on the dinner table. We need to stop pretending they aren't cute whores who want their hole played with.
They will drool with you find the right spot, they're meant to be pegged.
small-dck-energy
*stammering, speechless*
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