Is It Fair That Your Mom Spends All The Family Income Just To Kiss My Foot But When It Comes To You,

Full wording as written in our contract:

I sleep better knowing you will be just where I left you when I wake up in the morning, therefore you will be physically restrained every night. You will either sleep in my bed with your ankle chained to the bed frame or you will be locked in your kennel for the night. I will decide when your bed time is and where you will sleep.

When our relationship became wife-led, our bed became MY bed. You aren't allowed on it at all without my presence. If I am out of town, you will sleep in your kennel with the door closed and the lock in place but not locked. You will never climb onto my bed without invitation.

Welcome to the infantilization clinic, sweetie! It's no use fighting with our security. Settle down like a good boy and we can get started. Your wife, sorry, your Mommy, has booked you in for a basic incontinence prodecure to fix your attitude. It's nothing to worry about, just a quick jab with the needle and you won't be able to hold you pee ever again!

Uh-oh! I think someone's going to make things difficult for his nurses, isn't he? Does the widdle guy not want to go back to diapies? Awww, poor thing. Our clients are often very attached to their potty training, and they get so fussy when we take it away, but believe me there's much worse we could be doing to you...

That's right, little guy. We can do more than take away your bladder control if you don't behave. There are procedures for your voice, your motor functions, and your bowel control too. So either you be a good boy and let us make you diaper dependent, or you can get used to babbling in baby talk, being pushed around in a baby carriage, and using your diapers for poop as well as pee. What's it going to be?

My man hates the cane, but he behaves so wonderfully afterward.

Sunday Ladies #198

Of course!