Goals 😶🖤

She tugs the leash firmly, her horse trotting ahead while her husband stumbles to keep up, snow crunching beneath his knees.

"If you don't keep up," she warns, glancing over her shoulder with a wicked smile, "you won’t get the privilege of licking my boots in front of my boyfriend. And we both know how much you crave that humiliation, don’t we?"

You didn't expect Lea Martinez, your ex, to be such a problem after you went your separate ways.

Now she spends her days 6 inches deep in your no-longer-innocent girlfriend, and she spends her nights twice as deep inside you.

I am a proud owner of this device.

The effect it has on a girl, the first time it is applied... Is priceless.

"My boyfriend is whisking me off to the Maldives for three weeks.

No you will not be required to join us. Don't be ridiculous!

Instead, I'm loaning you out to my friends, and I've drawn up a rota detailing who you will be serving, on what day. You do not deviate from this rota, understand?

When I get back, I had better hear good things about you, or we'll be trying out the shock collar again.

Now, kiss my feet goodbye."