I Told You To Ask Permission. But Did You Listen? No. Too Proud, Too Stupid, Too… You.

I told you to ask permission. But did you listen? No. Too proud, too stupid, too… you.

Now look at you, down on the ground, beaten and sobbing and begging forgiveness. Well, it’s too late for that now, babycakes. You’ve made me angry. You need to be taught a lesson, and I’m going to enjoy teaching it to you. You’re so weak and pathetic…you obviously don’t have a high pain tolerance or strong mental fortitude, which is too bad, ‘cause it’s always more satisfying when I finally break you guys who do, but I’ll have my fun anyway… and it’ll all be at your expense. I will break you, that much I can promise. I mean, you do seem pretty broken already, but then, if you were, you’d have remembered to ask my permission, now wouldn’t you have? And I know you’ve said you’re sorry, I know you’ve promised never to forget again, but, I’m gonna do what it takes just to make sure.

Now, roll over and get up on all fours.

Good doggy. Now get your ass up and your face to the floor.

Oh, and I give you permission to thank me after each swat.