"Don't be such a drama queen, it's fine babe. That's why they have these seat outside. I'll just call over that Big-titty Bikini Barista you were gawking at earlier, to say you've peed your pants."
"What? No! Don't do..."
"Oh, what? Now you don't want her over here? Well that's too bad, because I really want to see you squirm when she's over here, laughing her ass off at your pissy pants, with those tits of hers jiggling with every little giggle the pair of us are gonna be having.
Text me right away if you want to be owned
@myheartinherhands
Female “friends”, I assume.
“There’s nothing more erotic than hugging a woman from behind, leaning down and kissing her neck as you cup her breasts, and feeling her nipples swell against your palms.”
-sjc
... you know that post? The one about the fatal flaw of lightsabers?
You ever just... stumble across a post like this at 1 minute past midnight and get fucking slammed in the face by an Idea? Anyway I had 3 hours of sleep and I don't give a fuck, I got my weekly doodle in and boy howdy is it a doodle.
Beg for it 😈😒
She knows what she wants.
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