Men will let you borrow their softest shirt to sleep in, lull you into a false sense of security for a year, and then have the audacity to take it back on a random Thursday while doing laundry and wear it?? During the day?? Like a normal shirt???
Sir. That is my sleeping shirt. And it certainly is not to be worn during daylight hours unless it’s a leisurely Sunday morning and we’re making pancakes to take back to bed and it’s on my body because it’s my sleeping shirt.
don't you dare go "make me" with me, i'm not the type to simply let you off with a single slap and my hand around your throat. no. i will not hesitate to gag your stupid, dumb mouth right then and there, get you on your knees and force you to hump my shoe.
"Poor thing." (condescending) (flirting)
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