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I read recently that Iceland is known for having some of the most beautiful women in the world. What is less well known is the reason. It’s because the Vikings used to take only the most beautiful women home with them as trophies. Can you imagine how knowing you are descended from captives hand-selected for their beauty would affect your psyche? OMG that is hot.

Welcome to the infantilization clinic, sweetie! It's no use fighting with our security. Settle down like a good boy and we can get started. Your wife, sorry, your Mommy, has booked you in for a basic incontinence prodecure to fix your attitude. It's nothing to worry about, just a quick jab with the needle and you won't be able to hold you pee ever again!

Uh-oh! I think someone's going to make things difficult for his nurses, isn't he? Does the widdle guy not want to go back to diapies? Awww, poor thing. Our clients are often very attached to their potty training, and they get so fussy when we take it away, but believe me there's much worse we could be doing to you...

That's right, little guy. We can do more than take away your bladder control if you don't behave. There are procedures for your voice, your motor functions, and your bowel control too. So either you be a good boy and let us make you diaper dependent, or you can get used to babbling in baby talk, being pushed around in a baby carriage, and using your diapers for poop as well as pee. What's it going to be?

I wonder if that stuff is breathable ?

This one is straight from my wife’s playbook.