Life Of A Drone:

"I know it tickles but you just have to take it."

Something about that phrase just makes everything more sensitive.

Gender reassignment surgery is a way of changing bad boys into good girls.

It wasn’t what you intended while babysitting the boss’s daughter. But she won’t tell Daddy if you don’t.

Besides this is a little more fun than work isn’t it?

Being in the friendzone, I often found myself left behind and ignored at parties by my female best friend. Even if we always arrived together I would soon notice her engrossed in conversations with other people, a drink in her hand. I figured she was having a good time, so I continued mingling alone, trusting that we would reconnect soon. But it almost never happened. By the end of the party I would see her laughing, her arm intertwined with a stranger's. It was clear that she had forgotten about me entirely.

Sometimes she would come and tell me she`s leaving with someone else and that I can go home and not wait for her. But she could also just take off with other people. No messages. No calls.

New toy arrived; inverted cage. Pushes you inside making it impossible to get hard. I am curious and a little scared to try :-)