Practical Approach

I drink and I fuck things

He begged for the finger snap.

And thanked Me for … extending his chastity

Goooooood boy.

Enchantress: Oh hero, it’s so nice of you to come by so often, but I think there comes a time when you must face facts.

She looks down fondly at the boy she has trapped in a hold between her legs, bound magically and gagged…

Enchantress: As frustrated as you must get always being defeated and dominated by me, you must know you’ll never be able to win. Why must you challenge me so often, little fool?

She squeezes him as he struggles in vain. His consciousness is hers to snuff out whenever she wishes… That he is still awake is her choice.

Enchantress: Surely this isn’t worth the pain… Wouldn’t you rather give up on me, and find some easier targets? How many times am I going to have to put you in your place, hero?

She giggles and squeezes harder. The hero squirms and squirms.

She gives one squick, decisive effort, and he’s out like a candle.

The enchantress releases the unconscious hero. She admires her handiwork, and leaves the battlefield.

Enchantress: Oh well. Your tenacity is appreciated, I’ll be seeing you again soon…

I am definitely more affectionate toward my wife whilst nursing a sore bottom... and stepping on egg shells to avoid a repeat trip over her lap while my bottom is already blistered.