And It Has Gotten Me Into Situations That Ruined Me !! Anyway

this tour is going to be a hoot 🦉

So uh one of the images is when Dan kidnapped Phil

no but seriously imagine it

I saw no less than 5 beetles when pulling out of the Nov 11 Tyson's show. The one near the exit may or may not have been mine.

Mysterious Man seen leaving Microsoft HQ

We don't talk about this enough

so…we all remember this right?

dnp use April Fools to publicly engage in their kinks the way people use Halloween to wear lingerie in public

i think it’s wild that dan seems to genuinely believe that he would have become a lawyer if not for youtube. babygirl you were made to be a high school theatre teacher giving the depressed queer kids a will to live

Sister Daniel silicone boob set confirmed.

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