Damnhedied - I Have Eaten Glue For Money

hermie for my friend @damnhedied 's birthday (-:

Didn't feel like cleaning this up but I still think it's funny

People say 12 followers is nothing, but when I send 12 feral worms after them suddenly I'm 'crazy' and 'how the fuck did you train those worms' and 'oh no I can feel my body shifting into a worm, why would you do this to me you monster, this is worse than death!'

My friends after I burnt the oil:

Someone: How are you doing?

The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.

grace chasity has got a gun, tra-la-la how fun!

original:

it fit them so perfectly i had to

yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties

Dying your hair whilst you're having a breakdown is one thing, but having someone else dye your hair whilst you're having a breakdown is truly an experience

"you need therapy" then pay for it motherfucker

I like when you can tell what fandom someone's in by their url, then admire your whole dash as you realise it's filled to the brim with sad queer losers who like that one homoerotic friendship a bit too much.