Very Close To Exposing You All To The Horrors

someone has probably already done this but

Me at work: "I feel like I look really convincing when trying to sell newspapers!"

How I look trying to sell someone a newspaper:

Inspired by @inkwell-illustrations ' post!

Why must thy be so cruel father 😞😞

Hello father, may I please have some sustenance? I have been fed nothing but algae in the last four days ):

and algae you will eat. for the rest of your life.

Pat: You know what they say: you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.

Boy math; if I eat and drink healthy stuff then I can chain-smoke and I'll still be healthy

Train conversations are wild

I now know about a guy who drunkenly paid 250 bucks for a street escort, but he still loves his girlfriend.

losing my shit

tango of the tek variety

tried a new brush, opinions are still up for debate sigh.

late night cleo sketch

snek

They/them pronouns but not because of gender but because there’s two guys in there