Break Like An Artist.

that new tommy video

i was hanging out with my friend when i saw her 11 year old brother was reading one of my favourite books and we spent an hour talking about the series. later that day i was at a family event where i saw my 75 year old uncle reading my OTHER favourite book and we also bonded over that one. my tastes trancend time.

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

butch miku

imagine finding out what a BBL is through mumbo jumbo

quick sketch whilst i work on a bigger piece

'curlys lack of proper intervention enabled jimmy to continue his abuse towards anya and the rest of the crew and his character is a showcase of how men refuse to acknowledge the issue and take it seriously when their friends turn out to be predators. his inaction becoming the initial cause of everyones demise in the end is part of the games commentary on rape culture and how it affects the victims and everyone around them'

and

'curly isnt an inherently evil person but in fact a very human and relatable character who was genuinely upset with wht jimmy did but didnt want to take drastic measures in tht very moment to avoid causing more harm to anyone bcuz he knew jimmy was unpredictable and prone to becoming aggressive and he tried to handle the situation carefully (altho failed to do so in the end)'

r 2 statements tht can coexist btw

jojo's bizarre adventure is a life altering series if you're susceptible to the brainrot pathogen. if you're not i'm sure it's kinda whatever but if you are. you get enrolled in a secret jojo club and you lose the ability to fully speak your mind outside of it. you realize a tantalizing desire to sightsee in italy, but know that you must never, ever set foot there, else you'll risk annoying everyone around you with the constant pointing out of familiar locations. you cannot go to an aquarium without thinking, "jotaro kujo would love this." when you take a drink of water that's especially refreshing, you think of okuyasu, in tonio's restaurant, where he cried the sleeplessness out of his eyes, and wish you could do the same. and like a zombie, you attempt to spread the disease to others, the people you love most. you say to them, with a sly smile, "hey, there's this anime i think you would like," and if they're not sick of hearing about it, on the off chance they decide to try it, and like it, you'll rejoice at having another person share your curse. now you're both ruined, swapping looks and pointing out things "you just thought were cool." you have matching cherry earrings. your music taste is better than it's ever been.

Chip Harrington's news broadcast, as seen by the public

And yes, this is timed to the original clip!

I didn't make this when I first thought of it because of the length of the clip, but given that most of this bit has been posted publicly as a short and like half of the original clip is cut out anyway, I think this should be fine? If this still breaks the rules about Patreon clips let me know and I'll take it down

You know what I'm tired of? People mischaracterizing mumbo. He is not a normal man. Nor is he a calm and sweet little guy. He can be, but most of the time he's crazy. Make mumbo crazy. Show the side of mumbo that angrily sniffed iskalls shirt, show the side that made a horrifying tree his house, show the side that insults Rendog whenever in a ten-mile radius. SHOW THE MUMBO THAT FUCKING JUICED HIS BEST FRIEND??? I need THAT mumbo guys- stop making him polite let him go insane