The Defendant Shot His Lawyer In The First 5 Minutes And It Just Got Weirder From There

this may mean nothing to no one other than me but AJ is to Shoot From The Hip what Matt Gray is to Technical Difficulties

a love triangle? a love square? bitch im in a love fucktangular

jojo's bizarre adventure is a life altering series if you're susceptible to the brainrot pathogen. if you're not i'm sure it's kinda whatever but if you are. you get enrolled in a secret jojo club and you lose the ability to fully speak your mind outside of it. you realize a tantalizing desire to sightsee in italy, but know that you must never, ever set foot there, else you'll risk annoying everyone around you with the constant pointing out of familiar locations. you cannot go to an aquarium without thinking, "jotaro kujo would love this." when you take a drink of water that's especially refreshing, you think of okuyasu, in tonio's restaurant, where he cried the sleeplessness out of his eyes, and wish you could do the same. and like a zombie, you attempt to spread the disease to others, the people you love most. you say to them, with a sly smile, "hey, there's this anime i think you would like," and if they're not sick of hearing about it, on the off chance they decide to try it, and like it, you'll rejoice at having another person share your curse. now you're both ruined, swapping looks and pointing out things "you just thought were cool." you have matching cherry earrings. your music taste is better than it's ever been.

Chip Harrington's news broadcast, as seen by the public

And yes, this is timed to the original clip!

I didn't make this when I first thought of it because of the length of the clip, but given that most of this bit has been posted publicly as a short and like half of the original clip is cut out anyway, I think this should be fine? If this still breaks the rules about Patreon clips let me know and I'll take it down

peak bisexual activities right here

Thinking about @browniefox s Relativity Falls au specifically the aspect about Pacifica having a crush of Dipper when he first moved in, and then he comes out as trans (He falls into the portal and Mabel takes his place) and she falls for MABEL and then when he comes back she’s like. Oh no. Two Of Them. The world’s weirdest love triangle.

upper management

the only thing ive learned at engineering school is DONT GO ON PLANES WHATEVER U DO DONT GET ON THOSE FUCKING PLANES PLEASE NO NOT THE PLANES

i spent way too much time on this but hey! decked out 2 in the style of slay the spire!

slay the citadel?

im actually gonna pass out why did mumbo just call schlatt "angelic" and tgen proceeded to teach philza minecraft and Tommy innit WHAT A BBL IS. WHYATISHAPPENING