Quick headcanon that at some point, the Justice League makes a time-off calendar for every time a leaguer is busy and needs someone to keep their city safe while they’re gone. Maybe they have a work trip or a family thing or even some vacation they planned.
All a hero has to do is request time off, and another member will sub in while they’re gone. The only problem is that it creates a pattern. It would be suspicious if Green Arrow is only replaced when Oliver Queen is on a business trip, right? So to keep the public on their toes, JL members are encouraged to take a random day off each month or so and switch out with no rhyme or reason. Just any random day, any random hour.
The outcome is complete chaos.
Clark Kent has the pleasure of interviewing Wonder Woman at the scene of a car chase she just stopped in Metropolis.
Some muggers in Star City are scooped up into a giant glowing cage while Green Lantern riddles off bird puns to an exasperated Black Canary.
A team of robbers hit a bank in Central City but get roasted by Plastic Man for their poor their safe-cracking skills as they’re taken into custody.
Black Manta uses his high tech weaponry to wreak havoc in the Atlantic only to be hit with a torpedo as the Bat-Sub dives towards him at full speed.
Cyborg is lecturing a group of teen vandals in Fawcett City when Captain Marvel just waltzes up, says, “I’m tapping back in,” and continues the lecture where he left off.
Complete. And. Utter. Chaos. No one knows who will show up at the scene now, not even the cops, but criminals are scared shitless.
The JL decides to keep the calendar. If only for entertainment.
Some other fun things from other world’s finest comics
1. Superman gave Batman a Zorro movie for Christmas (no he did not know about that movie, still ouch)
And then look at the reaction
Owwwwww
2. A what if scenario where Clark looses his powers and still tries to be a superhero
It ends with Batman and Robin going “training time!!!”
This was in World’s Finest 178- 180
3. Another What if Scenario of Bruce being adopted by the Kents (I think this was before Alfred became known as Bruce’s primary chair takers)
Clark is super suspicious of Bruce cause Bruce is being suspicious. He’s studying odd things and literally sewing a batboy costume. They work things out in the end though.
God this was nuts. World’s Finest 172 I had to look for this one online.
Some other fun things:
Another Flash v Superman Race, werebat Bruce, Bruce getting drugged into thinking he has to do everything anyone says or he’ll die, Clark and Bruce being shrunk, and two robot versions of Clark and Bruce begging for death.
This is madness.
I just realized something, where did he get that drink. Maybe it’s a “he’s the only one who accepts the offer” but it’s so funny to me that he’s the only one there who has a drink.
Maybe he made it himself idk
Ok so this is hilarious, but the funniest thing to me is that Clark is so chill.
CLARK YOU NEARLY DIED?!
He’s just like meh, hot cocoa time. Also I’m gonna make joke about my friend. Love Clark! Just Clark is so fun!
I love them
idk what to say
Making a “people know” one for Clark.
Clark stopped a tree from falling on a kid during a field trip. The family sent flowers and pies to the Kent’s afterwards.
A woman saw Clark zip into his apartment when she was watering her plants late at night.
He helped a kid get their cat out of a tree as Clark, and the kid noticed that he floated down when he thought no one was looking.
Yay!!! :D
Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL
Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”
Oliver: “oh come on Batman you identity isn’t that special.”
Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”
Oliver: blue screens
Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”
Hi I’m back and here to talk about Issue 4 of World’s Finest:
Hal is being mind controlled and my god is it funny.
The light from the ring!!! Clark being pissed!! Just amazing!
And the Bruce gets grabbed and Nezha talks shit. Also Hal coming up with a mech is so good!!! The backgrounds are so beautiful!!!
And then Bruce pisses him off and he just throws Bruce?! He’s just tossed it’s so funny.
Supergirl and Robin find out how to defeat Nezha and I like how the artstyle feels a bit different in these scenes. Like softer almost.
Robin gets lost in time.
And the finally my favorite scene! Batman and Superman will Hal’s ring off his finger and FUSE?!
They do a full dragon ball fusion help!? It’s just so crazy I love this comic series. If you’re ever interested read them. My rants do not do them justice.
So this entire issue is about Superman being threatened by someone who supposedly knows his identity. They said he has to leave the city for 2 weeks or he’ll tell everyone.
Can I just say it’s hilarious that the guy says 2 weeks like dude you have Superman’s civilian identity what are you doing?!
Superman keeps saving people in secret and Batman and Robin go to find out where Superman went.
Love that Lois and Perry here idk they seem concerned.
So Batman and Robin do find Superman and they talk about the guy with Superman’s identity. Then a flashback happens and Clark talks about this kid who probably works for that guy.
These are along side the previous posts pages.
So Clark is freaking out, but here’s where things get even more ridiculous.
IT WAS BRUCE CAUSE OF COURSE IT WAS
I literally yelled “I knew it!!!” Also Bruce’s reasoning for trying to get Superboy’s identity is so funny! Like he literally goes “I wanna be a detective so I’m gonna find out superboy’s identity, not to share, just to keep.”
The kid has a LEAD LINED NOTEBOOK. WHAT?!
And so Bruce gets his evidence but goes screw you to Linnis. Superman goes to save the day and everyone is happy! The end!
This was the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. It’s also one of my favorite comics. It’s so silly I love it.
Do people want to hear about the old world’s finest comics. Cause they’re hilarious and stupid and I love them.
(Idk why I ask I’m gonna do it anyways)
The Trinity find themselves stuck in a hold up situation (at maybe the museum that Diana works at) and the three of them find themselves stuck in their civilian clothes.
They are surrounded so Clark can’t change quickly without people noticing.
Diana is getting increasingly more upset because they keep messing with her exhibits.
Bruce is frustrated because of course this happens he just wanted to hang out with Diana and Clark damn it.
So it’s just them sitting there are the first moment they get they’re changing.
This is just me getting the idea in my head cause I’m gonna draw this.