Ok so I’ve decided to get the picture from the dc app rather than bend my poor trade copy to kingdom come (eyyy)
Just… this entire page!!! I love it!!! Dear god just look at them!!
Also I love it that anytime Bruce and Clark are seen fight, Clark always grabs Bruce by the throat. Like why?! It’s so funny to me.
The “I have your back. Always!” My god!!
The Justice League Reimagined! By Jo Cheol-Hong (Mi-Gyeung)
Oh my god, I could totally see Dick doing this.
No matter how hard he tries his vehicles will never be Robin proof.
“Well Mr. Columbo—”
“Actually, it’s Lieutenant Columbo.”
“You’re Starfleet?”
“Star who now?”
(thanks for the caption @brookbee!)
Commander Shepard should not be allowed to drive.
- Commander Shepard
Tbh that’s not too dissimilar to how the golden/silver age comics worked. Clark was originally Superboy helping people around Smallville.
Idk if people actually new but I think it would be hilarious if they did and were just like “yep, we totally don’t know who superboy is, just sending flowers over to the Kents for fun.”
Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.
Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"
"Why Clark, we need a machine--"
"Run along now."
Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*
The internet is like if someone stuck a note on a board and then people will write down what they think the note says and also stick it to the same board.
Then as time goes on the notes cover the board and people are still adding to it. Eventually the original meaning of the note is lost and oversimplified but the original note is still there.
All you have to do is look for it and then you’d get what the note actually means but no one ever does.
does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt
Yes this is what I want. I want to force Hal, Barry, Dinah, and Oliver to babysit the Trinity so badly. Like Bruce and Diana (and Clark who they’re dragging around) is giving them the complete runaround.
He’s gotten into the Grey Ghost by now so he’s learned trick from it, like getting into ventilation systems and such. He’s gone full adventure mode and helps the group evade the adults.
Diana is having the time of her life! Look at all these things, she’s among the stars themselves. Sure she’s a bit worried how she got here but this is the most she’s seen outside of themescyra ever, she wants to explore!
Clark wants his parents, but this boy and girl are dragging him around and they seem nice. He’s a bit scared. He feels like they should ask an adult for help but the boy said that they probably kidnapped them. He also hear’s a voice in his head saying everything is ok which is weird. It’s all just a lot.
Hal’s freaking out cause they’re in the walls?! Barry is still overwhelmed by the fact that his friends/colleagues are freaking kids?! What?! Dinah is finding this hilarious and Oliver is freaking out cause he definitely recognized one of those kids wtf?!
Also Zatanna left almost immediately after her diagnosis cause she’s busy. (Not without taking pictures to tease Bruce with later.) J’onn is also here but he’s mostly just observing cause he’s entertained by all this. He is sending calming messages to Clark for what it’s worth.
Crazy Time Shenanigans
The Trinity get de aged by a rogue wizard and now the rest of the JL have to deal with it. The Trinity doesn’t remember being superheroes. I’m gonna put them all at like 7. They gotta deal with Diana and Bruce just wanting to explore the space station cause this is Diana’s first time away from Themyscira and yeah she’s a bit scared but there’s so many things and she wants to explore. And Bruce is amazed cause holy crap he’s in space!! And Clark is the only one actually scared cause he wants his mom and dad. Basically they act way different than what the JL was expecting.
Zatanna says that the spell should go away on its own eventually so it’s the JL being babysitters till then.
I swear this spawned from exhaustion and a sadness that super-sons is gone forever. Idk again probably needs more building but I think it could be funny.
"schools don't need art programs, kids can do art on their own time, but school is for the academics!" shut up. I love you high school art classes I love you paint stained sinks I love you "shit, I'm gonna be late, can someone clean my brushes?" I love you bright yellow post-its marked "TAKE YOUR PROJECTS HOME" I love you sneaking into the art rooms during lunch I love you "could you hold this down while I glue real quick?" I love you inefficient cross-class critiques I love you knowing everything about the shitty love life of the person across from you but not remembering their last name I love you "that's your piece????" I love you overcrowded shelves I love you saran-wrapped paint pallets I love you "we're out of joint compound???" I love you "the sandpaper is in the drawers!" I love you wall of glaze tiles I love you perpetually clogged paint bottles I love you "I think that's left over from fifth hour" I love you digging through overflowing recycling I love you "how the FUCK do you draw a circle???" I love you "IF I WOULDN'T GET FIRED FOR EXTORION, I WOULD START A SWEAR JAR FOR THIS CLASS" I love you art gallery field trips I love you "technically not copyright infringement" I love you "if you couldn't wear it on a t-shirt without getting dresscoded- you can still make it just don't work near the window" I love you "ten minutes to clean up!" I love you artist statements we all hate writing I love you progress pictures I love you sculpture I love you ceramics I love you burst of color in my black and white day and I love you art programs