My 33 Year Old Self Is Feeling A Little Left Out, But I Agree With The Sentiment.

Watching gothic homemaking with Aurelio Voltaire is just an instant mood boost, consistently makes my day.

And also I wanna go to that Lovecraft bar in Portland so bad holy shit-

Guys will be like “I know a spot” and then take you to the Miskatonic University Hospital morgue to reanimate corpses

your child was a pleasure to have in class and a dark, tortured genius

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Just a reminder that I’m an Adult™ and if that makes you feel uncomfortable feel free to:

unfollow me

ask me to unfollow you

block me

I won’t get mad or anything. It’s important to make sure you feel comfortable and secure.

I know it's a stretch, but I'm convinced the monk doing a silly little dance in Satanized is a reference to St. Vitus dance. There seems to be a real theme of saints and martyrs recently, so I think it fits.

George Washington:Don't split into two parties or we'll be doomed

Untied States:(immediately splits into two parties)

George Washington:

I can't help but wish that Shane and Ryan would cover a Magnus Achieves statement on Are You Scared?.