Hey! You Don't Know, Maybe The Bear Fell In Love With The Car And Tried To Hug It, Which Wrecked The

just kris

glizzzzyyyy

Oh my god how have I only found out about this now this is so peak

What if I told you I wrote a terminal x reader

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63976006

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Terminal (ULTRAKILL)/Reader

Characters: Terminals (ULTRAKILL), Reader, Streetcleaners mentioned (ULTRAKILL)

Additional Tags: Gender-neutral Reader, Mechaphilia, Wire Play, Machine Learning, More like Machine Flirting, Mutual Masturbation, Grinding, Dry Humping, Begging, Dirty Talk, Sexual Overstimulation, Robot Sex, Beta Read? Heh more like ALPHA Read, Pre-Extinction of Humanity

Summary:

Fixing a Terminal is not difficult. A maintenance check for something minor— you wouldn’t be long, but you are part of a lucky few.

It sings to you to get your attention and then clings to it.

Whose choice was it to let terminals be bored? You, good mechanic you are, will not stand for the computer to be ignored.

Omg Croy talking to himself, he has reached peak insanity

Pffff should've been obvious

Crow never change

Outdoing Kat by going for the real prize here:

Mae can I bed you now?

I am sitting IN MY BED, trying to get stuff done, and THIS comes up… how inconvenient

if anyone is ever trying convince you that an entire class of people is universally unsafe and you shouldn’t interact with them “for your own safety” or that you should only interact with others in your class because that’s the only way you’ll stay safe they’re projecting past trauma or lying. Everyone is capable of harm. No one is obliged to it. We can be sympathetic to those who have been hurt without reducing people to immutable traits that prevent us from empathizing with each other.

Can you do Rivulet just shipping every slugcat they see? Can be any slugcat :3

idk kjshdf i just wanted to draw nightlight ill be honest

Just adapt

why is life’s attack pattern so hard to memorize

Hi can yall take a look at this absolute fatass chungus Calamus I drew in one of my FlipaClip project. Holy fuck

I've seen other creators be that aswell, your not weird :3

gonna be so fr with yall

is it weird I don’t read fanfic? like at all?

like. comfort fics here and there. oneshots for inspiration. smut out of morbid curiosity

but like. long fics? nah. and I really just don’t read that often in general.

just kinda odd that I’m like. technically this big thing and I just like. do not exist outside myself on ao3