Doof: "You See Perry The Platypus, About A Few Weeks Ago I Entered The Tumblr Sexyman Showdown. It's

Doof: "You see Perry The Platypus, about a few weeks ago I entered The Tumblr Sexyman Showdown. It's a contest for only the sexiest of men-- now now, Perry the Platypus, before you roll your eyes at me, it's not the conventional kind of sexy, no, no! It's the pathetic, the silly, the unconventional! Only for the acquired tastes. Like me~!! So I joined in, and you wouldn't believe it! I plowed through the competition! Bracket after bracket, I dominated the votes. That is, until the final round... when I was put up against Stanley Pines of someplace called 'Gravity Falls'-- for some reason, even though he claimed to come from a place called Gravity Falls and I come from the Tri-State Area, the competition listed me to come from someplace called 'Phineas and Ferb', and I have no idea where that is or who those people are--I was kicked to the curb! He won by a landslide! Well, not literally though, that's a metaphor--that's how Bill Cipher won against Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians, and I KNOW that place doesn't exist--b-but anyway, Stanley won and I only got second. And it doesn't make any sense! Sure, Stanley is similar to what the true Sexyman is, but he's not the greatest! For one thing, he's not that pathetic--jeez, if anyone is the most pathetic here, it's me! He's not that tragic-backstory-able, or anything, he--and worse yet, he's HOT! I mean, he's not that much of an acquired taste! Sure, he's older, but that's it!! Clearly, the people are biased! Which is why I made...THIS!"

Doof: "BEHOLD! THE UNHANDSOME-INATOR!!!!"

Doof: "With this, I can make anyone ugly--so ugly that their ugliness is JUUUST too ugly to be a Tumblr Sexyman! But too handsome to be truly ugly...and I can also tweak it to make myself just a little more handsome, hehe! With this, I will make the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA Sexyman ugly, and shoot myself so I will be the most acquired-taste-handsome out of all of them, winning the love of all of the TRI-STATE AREA, AND ENACTING MY REVENGE AGAINST THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN CONTEST!!!"

Doof: "--Or wait, come to think of it, this isn't really revenge, I mean, the contest's over and it won't come back until next year so this scheme prooobably should've been postponed until then... not to mention this inator isn't exactly that tweaked, it's a rushed job and has some...ahaha...side effects...unless I CRANK UP THE RANGE OF THE INATOR!"

Doof: "Yes, Perry The Platypus, I will become the most tumblr-sexyman handsome by proxy in all of the tri-state area AND GRAVITY FALLS, OREGON!!!"

| Meanwhile In Gravity Falls |

*Stan, reading the paper, suddenly looks up.*

Stan: "Something just happened."

*beat*

Stan: "...Eh. Who cares. Worse has happened in this town. It's probably the heebie jeebies from that German guy from a couple days ago, eugh."

Stan: "Worth it for the prize money, though. I'm still the sexiest man on all of Tumblr! Ahaha!"

*beat*

Stan, still grinning: "...whatever that is."

*A beat. Then the door to the Mystery Shack slams open. It's Ford.*

Ford: "Stanley! I'm back!"

Stanley: "Hey, sixer. Back from another one of your little adventures?"

Ford: "I suppose you could call it that! Ever been to the tri-state area? There are hundreds of anomalies there! Did you know that all the platypuses are teal there?"

Stanley: "Yeah, yeah...well, make sure to tell me later. I'm reading the paper."

Ford: "Well, don't get too absorbed. We're going to Italy tomorrow, remember? We're visiting the Vatican! Lots of great things to explore there! We might even see the pope!"

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If I had a nickel for every time Joey Richter sang to Curt Mega menacingly from atop a staircase (about silicon) I'd have 2 nickels.

Adding onto that, if I had a nickel for every time Joey Richter was held at gunpoint by a lover I'd also have 2 nickels.

Finally, if I had a nickel for every time Joey Richter had a scene in a Starkid musical (specifically a hatchetfield musical) that was extremely similar to a scene he did in a TinCanBros musical (specifically Spies are Forever) I'd also have 2 nickels.

2 nickels isn't a lot but it's weird that these things have all happened twice.


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3 months ago

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THOSE THINGS

I realize that's very very very vague of a description uhm

They were like. Built like a kindergartener's drawing of a fish. Like. Yknow?? They felt like uhm almost rubbery but less. They were on the smaller side. Uhhhh usually colorful I think?? They would get sticky sometimes and I probably ate a lot of them as a child

I can't find them it's gonna tear me apart please

3 months ago

I didnt see a SINGLE ides of March post until today and im so disappointed


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1 month ago

At first I was like "oh I gotta find a time to sit down and watch the Stolas animation!" Then I saw a clip (that was blurred, mind you) and I no longer want to watch the Stolas animation


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2 months ago
Little Zukka Thing I Miss Them
Little Zukka Thing I Miss Them
Little Zukka Thing I Miss Them
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little zukka thing i miss them


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3 months ago

You know what would be funny? Immortal Stans.

Stanford wants to be immortal and gets cursed with it (probably by Bill)

Stanley does NOT want to be immortal but gets 'blessed' with it as a prize from something.

The kicker? This happen3d completely unrelated to the other and the two have no idea their twin is immortal too


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1 month ago
It's Officially May! And With That, It's Time Once Again For The Month Of May-bel!

It's officially May! And with that, it's time once again for The Month of May-bel!

Like Stanuary, this month is dedicated to Mabel. And as we know, Mabel has had a pretty tumultuous relationship with the fandom in the past. While nowadays, that's more so a thing of the past, I still feel that each May we should take the time to show our favourite pig and sweater loving girl that we do care.

This year, to mark the resurgence of popularity Gravity Falls has had thanks to The Book of Bill, I figured we'd mark the month with GF books as the focus of May-bel Month. So, each week of May, we will have a different theme related to a GF book that you can partake in!

It's Officially May! And With That, It's Time Once Again For The Month Of May-bel!

You can make fanart, write a story, cosplay, DIY, make an edit, etc. Whatever you choose, be sure to follow the theme of that week and the rules, stay SFW, and of course, have fun. Be sure to tag your post with #MonthOfMaybel2025 so that others can see it (and optionally, tag me too). You can make as many contributions a week as you please. Remember his is not a contest, it’s all for fun, so do the best you can.

With that said, here are the themes for this year!

It's Officially May! And With That, It's Time Once Again For The Month Of May-bel!

Week 1 is about Lost Legends! Show Mabel in whatever way you want in relation to the book. Be it a story within it, an art style you like, a fanfic, etc.

It's Officially May! And With That, It's Time Once Again For The Month Of May-bel!

Week 2, in celebration of its re-release this month on May 6th, is all about Gravity Falls' Coloring Book! So, remake or create something related to the coloring book however you please! If you don't have a copy, now you can finally buy one again and just in time for week 2, lol.

It's Officially May! And With That, It's Time Once Again For The Month Of May-bel!

Week 3, is about Curse of the Time Pirates' Treasure; the most underrated Gravity Falls book! Just like with Lost Legends, show Mabel in whatever way you want in relation to stuff in that book.

It's Officially May! And With That, It's Time Once Again For The Month Of May-bel!

Finally, Week 4 is all about either Journal 3 or The Book of Bill. Due to the more limited original content in both books about Mabel, this one gives you the choice of either or both. Just like the other weeks, do whatever you want, so long as it's in relation to them.

Let’s show Mabel that this fandom still very much cares for her! Week 1 starts on May 4th. Good luck :)

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