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I just returned from the most awesomest hangout ever and we did superlatives and I won funniest (somehow??) and got runner up for best smile and we did karaoke and it was so much fun and my and my best friend did if I loved you from npmd and I butchered it because I'm sick but that's okay because everyone is super cool and supportive and then I sang what do you want Paul from tgwdlm and I ate down on that one and my friends are all so talented and everything was so awesome knock on wood

I have a specific and dire need of a suicidal Stanley Pines being taken care of by his twin brother, Stanford Pines, (and maybe others like rest of his family or fiddleford) and then he isn't so suicidal anymore but also still working things through.

If you have any recommendations, I will personally kiss you on the mouth- full homo.

My friends and I were discussing different swimming techniques and we started talking about scissor kicks. Everyone was evaluating themselves on how good they were at scissor kicks and I gave my personal evaluation

me: I think I’m pretty good at scissor kicks

Friend: of course you are

I stared at him for a good 30 seconds before I realized

I’m a lesbian

suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’

I love that Gideon deciding he needed the shack was the turning point in the series kind of. If Gideon had done any other way with his revenge, Stan would've never gotten journal 2 and maybe dipper would've even held off journal 3. Going back further, Gideon wouldn't have felt the need to summon Bill if he didn't want the code to the safe and the deed to the shack.

We watched a woman giving birth in health so I opted to doodle (featuring full body Mabel and dipper and a goofy mcgucket)

hahahahahhhh

Stanley Pines lyric PMV bc I think he’s neat :]

EDIT: YouTube link!

My friend ships herb cookie and sparkling cookie (not 100% sure those are their names I was never in the fandom rip) so could you maybe draw them please 🕺🕺

Wine uncles fr fr

With Stan winning the title of tumblr sexyman I think it's a good time to share this magnet I found in Florida