Fuck-

Oof

This is so true-

joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink

HELP IM SITTING AT THE BARBERSHOP AND THE LORAX NOTICED ME TAKING PICS

If you don’t understand net neutrality, consider all the times you’ve been blocked from watching a video due to your location. It’s that but based on your wallet.

Italian Royal Navy cruiser during the Battle of the Mediterranean (1940-1942 Colorized)

then you risk the d hitting the front of the inside of the toilet which is moist since you can't see, and that's a disgusting experience that no male really likes having to go through-

As a male, one of the worst kinds of silence is when you try to pee in the toilet at night and don’t hear a splash

Someone’s idea of a good life is someone else’s rock bottom