Cute Date Idea: We Communicate Open And Honestly With Each Other Because It’s Crucial To A Healthy

These Florida kids are not fucking around. 

@keiimyeh

I’m not sure whether to laugh, or be dissapointed in humanity

then you risk the d hitting the front of the inside of the toilet which is moist since you can't see, and that's a disgusting experience that no male really likes having to go through-

As a male, one of the worst kinds of silence is when you try to pee in the toilet at night and don’t hear a splash

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER