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reblog to keep this shite up in my blog :^

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

HELP IM SITTING AT THE BARBERSHOP AND THE LORAX NOTICED ME TAKING PICS

Yes :^

I am a hetero on this site, it is hard to find members of our species, we are facing imminent extinction due to the continued hunt by SJW's towards us because of the apparent 'privilege' they claim we have.

I have found a hidden spot deep in an abandonded cave where their simultaneous hivemind-like triggered roars at spotting one of us can only be heard from rarely but loud enough to hear whay the say and make me know my brain cells are in a rather good condition in comparision, sometimes I actually find someone else of my species and let them in to take refugee

I still socialize with friendly lgbtq's who have managed to escape the sudden outburst of the infection "Check-yo-privilege-you-white-cis-het-male", a radical mutation of "Irrational judgement" that has also been nicknamed as "Hello, my name is Special Snowflake™️"

What the fuck is straight tumblr and is it even a thing?

If giraffes were extinct we’d go “Wow, imagine if they were alive!”