If You Sat On Your Own Voodoo Doll, Would It Be Possible To Ever Get Back Up?

"Ourobor--"

Summoned

@keiimyeh :^

*reads this post*

I now officially declare you as someone I look up to as a teacher :^

if i ever make an rpg with actual 3d models for the characters this is their idle animation while you pick out their move and the camera orbits around them just like this

this

@keiimyeh

Technically, we are all half centaur.

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER