Latest Posts by cxlandine - Page 6

Toph: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Aang: Really? Name one law

Toph: [pause] Don't kill people?

Aang: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Katara: Why would you give a knife to Toph?!

Zuko: She said she felt unsafe!

Katara: Well now I feel unsafe!

Zuko:

Katara:

Zuko, reaching inside his pocket: ... You want a knife?

Toph: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week 

Aang: Why? 

Toph: Builds character.

Kidnappers: We have your father

Zuko: My father is in prison??

Kidnappers: He made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick him up?

Zuko: Oh my gosh, you have my uncle

Kidnappers: I’m going to become a painter

Sirius: *sorting through his mail*

Sirius: Baby shower invitation? Haha, no thanks, Lily. I have a regular size shower that I can use whenever I want.

Remus: Did you have to stab him?

Sirius: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Remus: What did he say?

Sirius: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Remus:

Lily:

The rest of the Gryffindors:

James: (nodding) That's fair.

Sirius: I just saw Remus crying in the library for five or six minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just?? stopped crying?? and went right on back to work???

Remus: It's called time management.

MORE. REGULUS. APPRECIATION.

RegulusLikeTheStar Vlogs

Regulus: Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube channel. If you’re new here, my name is Regulus, like the star. If you call me Reg or Reggie, I will hit you with an unforgivable. Just kidding. Mostly. Anyways, today I have my godnephew here with me! Say hi

Harry: Hey

Regulus: So Harry goes to Hogwarts. I used to go there. Lots of fun memories. I even got a tattoo at school. Sirius made me get it removed but I’m over it. Anyways, we’re gonna rate Harry’s teachers. Go ahead Harry

Harry: First off we have Professor Snape

Regulus (choking on his water): We have WHO? Snape as in Severus Snape? Hogwarts let him be a teacher? Oh God. Ugh he was so creepy when we were in school. Always sticking his big nose in other peoples business. He even tried to expose Remus for being a (BLEEP). Oh wait, that was a secret. I’ll just edit it out. Next?

Harry: Headmaster Dumbledore?

Regulus: Ugh 0/10. He pretends to be nice but that man is always scheming. He gives special treatment to the lions of course. And his robes? Could you get any more tacky? It’s like he’s screaming for attention. Next!

Harry: Umbridge?

Regulus: Did you just pick out people you know I hate?

Harry (hiding the list of names): No

Regulus: Ok that’s enough for today! Thanks Harry! Tune in next week where Harry and I’ll be putting a muggle product called “hair remover” in Sirius’ shampoo.

Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: Yes...Three.

Sirius: Oh, my God-- What the fuck!?

Police: Sir?

Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.

feeling creative, so inspired, beautiful new day to create a mood board for an idea that i will never come back to