“i Do Taxidermy So I Need To Get A Different Scent Of Dish Soap For My Dishes” Is Really A Sentence

“i do taxidermy so i need to get a different scent of dish soap for my dishes” is really a sentence that only makes sense for the smallest group of people ever

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Holding Firm

Holding Firm

The banner you hold may change and flow but the great black bird will help you lift any you have above your head.

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「  モブサイコ100 II  //  Mob Psycho 100 II  」
「  モブサイコ100 II  //  Mob Psycho 100 II  」
「  モブサイコ100 II  //  Mob Psycho 100 II  」
「  モブサイコ100 II  //  Mob Psycho 100 II  」
「  モブサイコ100 II  //  Mob Psycho 100 II  」
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Key animators: Hideki Kakita ( 柿田 英樹), Kenta Yokoya ( 横屋 健太), Nobuaki Nagano ( 長野 伸明), Shingo Abe ( 阿部 慎吾), & Yoshimichi Kameda ( 亀田 祥倫)


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2 years ago

i think the funniest possible star trek viewing order might be strictly chronological.

you’d have to start with that Voyager episode where they go to before the Big Bang, then work your way through every other time travel episode, the one with the whales, and First Contact before you even get close to anything approaching a normal viewing order.

at some point you’d have to watch “City on The Edge of Forever” followed by “Little Green Men” followed by “Far Beyond the Stars” which is about the most tonal whiplash you could possibly get from three consecutive episodes of star trek. I think I want to try this now.


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1 year ago

i am 30 or 40 years old i should not have to worry about ‘finals week’

ohhhhhh i am probably going to fail this chemistry class


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1 year ago

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

2 years ago
Happy 10th Dishonored Anniversary Yall!
Happy 10th Dishonored Anniversary Yall!
Happy 10th Dishonored Anniversary Yall!
Happy 10th Dishonored Anniversary Yall!
Happy 10th Dishonored Anniversary Yall!
Happy 10th Dishonored Anniversary Yall!
Happy 10th Dishonored Anniversary Yall!
Happy 10th Dishonored Anniversary Yall!
Happy 10th Dishonored Anniversary Yall!

Happy 10th Dishonored Anniversary yall!

Bringing some of the old pieces back because i fell into a very sentimental mood browsing old fanarts of the game today T_T


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2 years ago

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

2 years ago

“I used to think there was such a thing as emptiness, that there were places in the world one could go to be alone. This, I think, is still true, but the error in my reasoning was to assume that alone was somewhere you could go, rather than somewhere you had to be left.”

— Julia Armfield, Our Wives Under the Sea


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