Guys…

This is how the first Avengers went, right?

waiting for someone who won’t come back.

Odysseus: *lying, traveling, stealing, etc*

Hermes, the god of all those things: YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

hear me out…

you'd think that people realise there's something wrong with this country when we're doing active shooter lockdown drills at school at 8 in the morning

i can and will flirt with everyone, even if i haven’t met you yet, in another universe in flirting with you

people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry

Being single is fine until it hits you at 1am and you just wanna talk to someone.

this raising a kid shit is so easy

based on this lovely scene