**taps A Spoon To A Glass** Attention, Attention Please, I Would Like To Make A Toast, To People Who

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I'm dumb

Silly Game Time: Who are the protagonists of two stories you really enjoy (of any medium--novel, comic, movie, show, game, etc. including OCs if you like)?

AND which of would of them would be better at scamming people by pretending to be a carnival fortuneteller?

My Oc Jayna and Scarlet Witch from MARVEL Comics. Jayna would definitely be the best at scamming people by pretending to be a carnival fortune teller!

OK.

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

I genuinely love buying gifts for people I get so excited.

Sir, could you hit me on the head with your metal arm so I don't have to go to school?

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No, you need to go to school. It’s important

I put one of these things in the wash and I'm fucking crying

The result ↓

(Don't worry too much, ten minutes with a hair dryer fluffed it back right up)

they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out