Removes your kneecaps (cutely)
This is how the first Avengers went, right?
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over
Things are extra shit these days, so this is a reminder to TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES AND TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER‼️‼️
Check in on your friends ‼️‼️
WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS‼️🫂🏳️⚧️
hey
hey you
I’m proud of you for making it through the day, no matter how hard it’s been
I am sending you special 🌻
I'm allergic to all animals 😭🙏
Silly Game Time: I dare you to laugh maniacally like a supervillain--y'know, all "MWA-HAHAHA!", maybe with a reference or two to fools or weaklings or etc. who thought they might thwart you--right now.
Firstly, did you do it? Secondly, if so, how would you rate the mania of your laugh on a scale of 1 to 10?
Yep and probably a 5 out of 10.
The threatsverse
@fuck-you-ominous-threats
@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats
@backup-ominous-threats
@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats
@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats
@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats
@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats
@another-list-of-ominous-threats
@love-you-ominous-threats
@this-threat-is-ominous
@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
@nominous-threats
@autotheist-of-ominous-threats
Signsverse
@ominous-signs
@silly-signs
@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard
Gimmickthiefverse
@gimmick-thief
@gimmick-thief-thief
@bad-gimmick-thief
@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief
@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief
@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief
@gimmick-remover
@gimmick-thief-burglar
Identifierverse
@fish-identifier
@cat-identifier
@identifying-cars-in-posts
@identifying-horses-in-posts
@identifying-planes-in-posts
@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts
@identifying-cat-phenotypes
@identifying-cats
@identifying-cellphones-in-posts
@identifying-bees-in-posts
@identifying-guns-in-posts
@identifying-guitars-in-posts
@identifying-gulls-in-posts
@identifying-fonts-in-images
@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts
@dragons-locator
@creatures-in-posts
@certified-piss-posts
@mammalidentifier
@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts
@dog-spotted
@cat-spotted
@i-identify-guns-in-posts
@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts
@identifying-birds
@identifying-maille-weaves
@identifying-typewriters-in-posts
@mouse-spotted
@snake-spotted
@certified-new-york-posts
@chicago-mentioned
@identifying-snakes-in-posts
@which-os
@identifyinggimmickblogsinposts
Detectorverse
@fox-detector
@bear-detector
@detector-detector
@loss-detector
@girl-detector
@orca-detector
@carbon-monoxide-detector
@south-carolina-detector
@corviddetector
@goose-detector
@crab-detector
@gay-detector
@opossum-detector
@bell-detector
@columbiforme-detector
@corvid-detector
@axolotl-detector
@snow-leopard-detector
@bat-detector
@salmon-detector
@detector-detector
@mouse-detector
@cat-detector
@trans-detector
@egg-detector
@shark-detector
@bug-detector
@dino-detector
@crowdetector
@fish-detector
@skid-fit-detector
@therickrolldetector
@crane-detector
@lizard-detector
@i-detect-rickrolls
@pigeon-detector
@bronzong-detector
@text-inverter-detector
@tsunderedetector
@british-alert
@eroticismofthemachinedetector
Achievementverse
@pointless-achievements
@achievement-unlocked
@randomitemdrop
@dailyquests
@achievement-achievement-unlocked
I go by they/them pronouns. My Preferred name is Alex btw for anyone wondering. I just like to reblog random stuff and be silly. I AM A MINOR LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Also Taken 💖.
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