Anyone Who Sees This Please Don't Kill Your Self

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

hey, did you know that the world is a better place because of your creations and art and writing, no matter how niche or how many people see it

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

Reblog to give your period cramps to Elon Musk

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! Michelangelo, a renaissance sculptor who worked in marble to produce human-sized statues, and illegally disected corpses to teach himself human anatomy. He's armed with two mallets, a sharp chisel in his belt, and so much murderous rage because the Pope keeps insisting *he paint stuff* even though *he's a sculptor*, damn it! VS Caravaggio, a renaissance painter who liked to brawl (or maybe a brawler who liked to paint?) and probably murdered 3 people (at minimum). He's armed with a walking stick, a dagger, and a plate or artichokes. Also, he's fighting for another pardon for murder from the Pope.

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

I'm betting on Michelangelo.

REAL :'(

hehe breaking down in school and getting stared at is fun! Yayyyyy

I had to wait a whole year to post this 😂

Megatron is such a cutie patootie

why not

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

Silly Game Time: What are the first and second foods you associate with the classical element of Fire?

Smores and Jalapenos for some reason