Cats Getting Caught Doing Crimes

When you're trying to sleep but remember something embarrassing that happened years ago

Can't shake the feeling that I was supposed to do something today and I can't figure out what it is.

People tend to say that dragons are essentially just giant cats in terms of behavior. I'd argue that it's the other way around and cats are just tiny, fluffy dragons.

I'm not really trying to make a point here, other than maybe dragons should be real and we *should* be keeping them as pets.

Why did the gods see fit to curse me so that I regularly have to remove pieces of myself to feel whole? (shaving)

I LOVE FOOD I LOVE FOOOOOOD I LOVE FOOD

This works, I have like 5 of them.

I'm being DEAD serious here guys. Make problematic ocs. I'm telling you. It's so much fun. And easier to get invested in them sometimes because they really STICK OUT in your brain. You fall in love with them.

For help developing problematic ocs try out these two methods

Method one: think of a problematic choice your oc will make. This could be; abandoning their children, killing a sibling, siding with the oppressor whatever. Work backwards from there. What are the implications of someone who would make that decision.

Method two: give them a motivation and work forwards from there. For example; they have the motivation to survive no matter what, they need to be the ruler of their society, they will not go against a specific religious/moral code etc. now make sure every decision they ever make is in line with that and crucially put things in their way that'll make them make fucked up decisions to get what they want.

Now! You have! A fucked up oc! And you will love them! I promise

the other day i told a pun that made @siveine hold her head in her hands for a solid minute and a half which i think is a personal best if I'm honest.

I may not be able to be seduced romantically or sexually but if you offer me some garlic bread my life is yours.

Uh… can a bard still seduce an aroace character/npc or do they have an inherent resistance to it?

I was rewatching the double seducing bard dance and had the thought while reading the comments lol

I mean we're not official arbiters of D&D or anything but I would say no

Unusually tired today. Don't know why.