It's Been A Few Days Now And I Think It's Time To Show Off My Other Little Goober.

false killer land-whale :)

I just got called a "beginner friendly house pet" by my partners. I can barely think rn

When you're trying to sleep but remember something embarrassing that happened years ago

Having a fast metabolism is great! I get to eat as much as I want (one of the best human experiences) and still look amazing without any effort.

If nothing else, I can at least rest easy knowing that I'll never be famous.

I've only had my mutuals for a day now.

But if anything happens to them I'll... cry.

Why did the gods see fit to curse me so that I regularly have to remove pieces of myself to feel whole? (shaving)

After much deliberation I have decided to make the mistake of joining Tumblr. I have also decided to make it everyone else's problem.

As a bonus, here's an old picture of my cat judging you!

I may not be able to be seduced romantically or sexually but if you offer me some garlic bread my life is yours.

Uh… can a bard still seduce an aroace character/npc or do they have an inherent resistance to it?

I was rewatching the double seducing bard dance and had the thought while reading the comments lol

I mean we're not official arbiters of D&D or anything but I would say no

Nevermind it's back.

Wifi has been down for hours. Life is pain.