This Shit Is Fucking Cool I Dont Give A Fuck 

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhC1KVBAl3Y)

OFF - THE JUDGE

I have provided three images for your viewing pleasure, which includes a transparent version and a version in which the excruciating detail I put into emphasizing the outline in the blackest part of the image is not lost (theoretically) in Tumblr’s abysmal presentation.

In light of discovering the videogame “OFF” merely hours ago, I believe that The Judge is my preferred character due to a certain connection I feel with him, a resonance if you so desire to call it as such. Were this a videogame, it is certainly not unlikely that I should find myself desirous to be a creature not dissimilar from The Judge, as I can see no flaws in a highly intellectual talking feline manifestation. Can you? Of course not. The Judge is flawless.

My Favourite Fairy Tale Illustrations:

Sleeping Beauty by Erik Bulatov and Oleg Vasilyev, 1971

♫ I call it “Butterfly Kisses” I have no idea what else to do to it, and I have another one on the waaaaaay♪

Hey guys! Have you ever wondered what was on the tape that Wirt made for Sara? Or like, been mildly curious? Well...This is it! Not only containing poetry and songs, but also... 

(10:57) Baby Wirt and (presumably) his dad. A relic of past recordings, 

(16:48) Greg accidentally interrupting Wirt’s poetry,

(18:38) Wirt playing an original song only to have (19:27) Greg tape over the middle of it with some poems of his own.

I find these very helpful, thank you!

ROOKIE MAGAZINE’S

Life Skills 101

Haggling

Introducing Someone Well

Really Apologizing

Swimming

Throwing a Punch

Running a Mile

Tipping Properly

Making One Delicious, Adult Meal

Scaling a Fence

Life Skills 201

Giving/Accepting a Compliment

Stopping an Overflowing Toilet

Getting Away From a Stranger Who Is Scaring You

Knowing What to Spring For

Farting and Getting Away With It

Curing Hiccups for Real

Removing Blood Stains From Sheets and Underwear

Faking Sick

Life Skills 301

Entering and Exiting a Conversation (Politely)

Making Small Talk

Getting Wrinkles Out of Clothes Really Fast

Getting Your Parents/Guardians to Loosen Their Vice-Grip

Erasing Your Internet Fingerprints

Retracting an Email After Hitting Send

Looking (and Being) Generous When You Have Less Money Than Your Friends

Asking a Stranger Out

these are brilliant. go forth and be adults.

I did some physical therapy for my wrist this year & I haven’t had pain in 3 months now! I thought I’d share some tips I learned. 

Princess Kraehe(Princess Tutu) | mussum

don’t say nice things to me or i get flustered and start crying