Okay So I Was Gonna Write A Fanfic But My Ideas Were All Over The Place So I Didnt Even Know Where To

My mom: If you ever get a boyfriend, and need birth control, or get pregnant or anything, let me know. It'll take me a while to accept it, but I love you and will support you through anything

Me: *maniacal gay laughter* I have deceived you all

Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor

...maybe

me irl

Eventually I will make a comic for this AU... eventually

@howaboutyoudont I've found my people in the mafia side of tumblr

If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that’s the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million

Headcannon:

Aph America knows just about every major language, but rarely speaks them because he thinks American English is far superior

Me: *sobbing* I cant do it anymore this is the third time today I've broken down please I cant do it anymore

My Mom: :) oh you'll get through it :) trust me I know what you're feeling :) just be a trooper and do some more work :) remember your grades are dropping :) maybe if you worked harder you wouldn't feel like this :))))

Ivan's the interpreter between Alfred and the babushkas and that's why he can get away with crushing on Al openly cause Al will never know. The conversations are all like "You two are such a nice couple. When's the wedding?" "She said you're very friendly and you should visit more." "Oh, thanks! Tell her I think she's sweet." "He says the wedding will be soon. In Alaska." By the time Alfred tries to talk to the ladies himself they're supposedly married with 50 children, a cat and a fucking whale

THAT’S SO CUTE?? also god i can just imagine ivan and the babushkas talking behind al’s back like,

the babushkas when meeting alfred for the first time: [in russian] ivan! you never told me your boyfriend was so handsome!

ivan replying in russian: isn’t he? he’s got the prettiest blue eyes, his smile is dazzling, and when he laughs it makes my heart melt.

al, oblivious: haha what are we talking about?

ivan, immediately: i told them you drool in your sleep

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