When The Lyrics You've Been Mishearing Are More Clever Than What's Actually In The Song

i watched all of high noon and all i got out of it was several screenshots of lee van cleef

you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand

You're so real for that

that's what lee van cleef does to a mf

oh yeah i posted this on tiktok but forgot to actually post it here, sorry chat

I never thought I'd ever find a balding old man attractive, but here we are.

Sgt. Angel Eyes edition

You know what? Honestly, same

And when I say Lee and I are alike, I'm the crazy one smh

gulp

the hand gesture...

Tagged by @kiyomeji ty!

Last song: Blood Moon - Christian Death

Last film: Snatch

Last book: The Dawns Here Are Quiet

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Last thing you googled: Inkarnate

Looking forward to: Getting a good night's sleep

Current obsession: Lee Van Cleef, world history

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last song: according to my phone it's Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler

last film: Conclave <3 with the besties

last book: Conclave lol, for the book club

last tv show: i don't remember ^^'

sweet/savoury/spicy: savoury

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looking forward to: lunch with the bestie

current obsession: James Norrington. he's such a fascinating character

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