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At what point does it go from “I swear I saw something” to an actual hallucination

*coming home drenched in blood at 2AM* I want A PEACE TEA.

Context being “I want them to have:

BABIES (x)

gentlemen, welcome to fart club. the first rule of fart club is you dont talk about fart club. the second rule of fart club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FART CLUB.

i made another button :D

cavetown buttons :]

basically a transmasc pride button

normalize dancing like a penguin

HELP I need to find a game that I played like maybe 8-10 years ago and I CANNOT find it ANYWHERE

The game was a side scroller game where you combine yourself with other creatures as you traverse a junkyard but the specific part is that in the introduction, you see

A fly lands on a burger and there’s a small poof of smoke before you see that they’ve combined into one horrible fly-burger creature.

It was maybe a flash game. It was cartoony and 2-D. I played it on a computer lab computer.

help, because I cannot find anything and I’m starting to worry I dreamt it up.

What I can’t even fathom- we live in the same city, right????

Someone is fucking playing the bagpipes outside my house. it is midnight. why

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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Please have this terrible poem I wrote

Pretty Like Thunderstorms

She is a stormy swirling mass of

sunlight and clouds and

her freckles are raindrops

she is bold and loud like thunder

her laugh as bright as lightning

and in the darkening

when the clouds cover the sky

and water begins to fall

she is like the twinkling in the air

the coolness, the beauty

of the drops like stars blinking into the twilight