Taemin: Sometimes I'm Tired Of Being Nice. One Day Your Knee Caps Will Be Mine.

SHINee?? A rap group??? Who came up with that?!?! Imagine it being 2008 and someone asks who your favourite rappers are and you have to whip out this.

In the fairytale world, there is one ruler: Yoshee aka Father Goose lol

I will get this fairytale project up and running someday!!!😩😂

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Reblog for good luck

SM: So what are all of your skills?

Taemin: I can impersonate a chicken leg through dance

Jonghyun: I can shatter a glass with my voice

Onew: I make good life decision

SM: That’s not really a-

Jonghyun: Please. He’s our most valuable member

Jonghyun: You’re so tall, do you play basketball?

Minho: No, do you play mini golf?

Onew: It’s 2019... why hasn’t a bank adopted the slogan “it’s common cents”?

Jonghyun: I say we demand change

Minho: Got to give you credit for that one

Key: These puns have caught my interest

Taemin: Banks

“I’m with you till the end of the line”

Taemin: Jesus can walk on water, and watermelons are 92% water, I can walk on watermelons, so therefore I am 92% Jesus