Taemin: What Would You Do If You Were In My Shoes?

The shop is closed, people are in their beds. Cid smokes one last cigarette before returning to work, installing a gummy block onto the Highwind.

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Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have thrown out of the temple and beaten with a stick, and the fact that so many self-identified Christians want to put him in office tells you pretty everything wrong with white American Christianity. 

Jonghyun: you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it's not illegal

Kibum: and why would I want to do that?

Jonghyun: because it's not illegal??

Changmin: choke me

Yunho: you’re into that?

Changmin: no, I just wanna die

Please stop setting things on fire ‘just to see what will happen.’ What will happen is fire.

Onew to Taemin

Key: Taemin is doing this stupid voiceover thing now and he narrates everything he thinks

Taemin: Taemin did not enjoy what his bitter friend Kibum had to say

Key: Don’t you dare do another voiceover

Taemin:

Key:

Taemin: But Taemin had to dare

Shinin’ x  I Wanna Be

freddie mercury when no one stops him

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf