Taemin: Don’t Worry, I’ve Got A Few Knives Up My Sleeve

©一边航来一遍拍

JINKIIIII

Jinki: people who sleep without socks on are weird

Minho: people who sleep WITH socks on are weirder

Kibum: people who sleep are the weirdest

Taemin: I was a sock once

Taeyong: i made you some cake

Doyoung, taking the cake and taking a bite : thanks- wait,, it tastes salty- did you confuse the sugar and salt ?

Taeyong: oh, no, i made it specifically for you ! you seem sweet on the outside, but you're actually salty as fuck on the inside

Doyoung: bitch-

Jonghyun: You’re so tall, do you play basketball?

Minho: No, do you play mini golf?

No offense to the Army’s, but BTS are not “the first kpop act” to appear in America, and not the first to sign under american label, Psy and Wonder Girls is the first kpop act to debut in America and he actually won an award in AMA’s, he’s also the first to debut on American TV, CL was on Late Late Show first too. Psy, CL and BigBang, SNSD are one of the artist that won in Youtube Awards in america and also all around europe, the very first kpop group to win outside Korea is Super Junior. Psy, BigBang and CL,are the first to sign under a American label, the first artist in kpop that worked with UNICEF is jinusean, before that there’s, BigBang who’s supports UNICEF as solo and as a group, also Snsd, SuJu, Tvxq, Epik High, 2ne1, f(x), Shinee and much more. So no BTS didn’t do that first..

Todays theme

The Holy Trinity of Dorks

aka Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

Onew: I’ve come to offer you some friendly advice

Taemin: I don’t want it

Onew: ...alright then, unfriendly advice