Crystalmooncandy - The Artist Lounge

The new gen of kpop stans haven’t heard Ring Ding Dong and it shows.

Key: Taemin is doing this stupid voiceover thing now and he narrates everything he thinks

Taemin: Taemin did not enjoy what his bitter friend Kibum had to say

Key: Don’t you dare do another voiceover

Taemin:

Key:

Taemin: But Taemin had to dare

I just wanna rewrite fairytales...

This was a cover for Little Red Riding Hood. Red is on the left, Wolfe (who is the big bad wolf) on the right.

Taemin: Jesus can walk on water, and watermelons are 92% water, I can walk on watermelons, so therefore I am 92% Jesus

you know when your on the verge of a mental breakdown/crying and someone tries to talk to you so you just feel like

Changmin: choke me

Yunho: you’re into that?

Changmin: no, I just wanna die

Jinki: people who sleep without socks on are weird

Minho: people who sleep WITH socks on are weirder

Kibum: people who sleep are the weirdest

Taemin: I was a sock once

Jaemin: Has anyone ever told you you look like Choi Minho?

Lucas: No, they useually tell me I look like Yukhei

Jaemin: Who's that?

Lucas: Me, bitch

Taemin: *crying* I gave you what you wanted, I gave you what you wanted and you, you never gave me what I wanted -

Kibum: so you're gonna stab me? You're going to stab me over some pizza??