Lmao Get Loved Loser

I recently came out to my mother's side of the family who are majority conservative christians and it went much better than I expected. Like, they were weirdly supportive. I only got one comment insinuating that I might possibly be going to hell but it came from my aunt and she's dying soon anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Anyway, I'm telling them how shocked I am and that I honestly thought that they'd have more of a problem with it when my grandma is like "Well you know we've been through this before with your uncle Nicky" and I'm like "what" and so it turns out that my uncle Nick was born a Natalie, came out as a boy at 19, and my great grandma proceeded to pay for his top surgery and hormone therapy. In 1974. And I just had to process for a bit because my entire life no one has referred to him as anything other than he/him and his chosen name. I ask why no one ever thought to mention this and they're just like "tbh we forgot. It's been so long that he's been a man" This man is married. He has a wife and three kids. I ask my relatives how they went about having kids, whether through adoption or sperm donor or what and none of them know. Apparently he just told everyone that they were gonna be parents and then one day showed up at my grandma's house with a baby. No questions were asked. Just. He and his wife had a baby now and that was that. Three times. Weeks later when I finally talk to my aunt Sarah (Nick's wife) all she tells me is that neither of them have ever been pregnant and, I quote, "sometimes you just come into children". She phrased it like people use the phrase "come into money". Like children are something that just happens to you. I ask my relatives if any of them had a problem with Nick being trans at the time, saying I'd understand if they had negative feelings about it, as it was the 1970s after all. They were like "nope" and i was just like "you didn't think anything of it?" And my grandfather was like "these things happen" while the other adults nodded sagely. So I guess the moral here is that if my conservative christian relatives could accept my uncle as trans in the 1970s then there really isn't any excuse for anyone. And also my family needs to ask more questions because I'm fairly sure my aunt and uncle stole their kids.

I’m laughing my ass off at that last sentence- But I’m so glad your coming out went well! That’s one heck of a way to find out you have LGBT relatives.

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.

My parents let me and my siblings have a ken and another male doll that I don't know the name of. With them and two other dolls I made a polyamorous relationship before I even knew that when two girls are dating they are still called girlfriends instead of a word I hadn't been taught yet.

There was a black haired doll called Janet and she was dating Barbie. Barbie was also dating Ken. Ken and Janet knew about each other and were cool but they themselves weren't dating each other. But Ken was also dating the other guy doll, I think I named him Ryan but I don't remember. Ryan wasn't dating Barbie or Janet but was cool.

So I made a poly relationship between (the specific labels are based on impressions I had of the characters before I knew the words for it) a lesbian astronomer (who was probably a trans woman), a bisexual trillionaire who has too many jobs to name, a pansexual himbo (who might be a trans guy), and a quiet gay who was into botany.

(Ryan and Barbie would bond over both Ken and botany while Janet and Ken bond over Barbie and having a near black thumb when it comes to gardening)

John Dory’s dating history in a nutshell

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

Absolutely going to count this as one of the top 100 funniest images I have ever seen

what are you?

No idea

Day 5 (Five)

Gender Identities

Characters: “Flynn ‘Puck’ [he’s just called Flynn :) | SHOA], Hosah Azriel Elderhallow [D&D Campaign], & Kolimai [doesn’t need a last name | Disaster Crew]

  [Image Description: The first character on the left is a young (seemingly) masculine person who named Flynn. He is sitting on some object with one leg tucked under the other as if trying to balance something in his lap. He has light colored that is extremely thick (so much so that it is extremely fluffy and poofy) and has heterochromia, with his right eye being dark colored and his left eye being light colored (his eye colors have not been fully decided). Flynn has large black wings that are semi folded behind him. Flynn has a darker skin tone. Flynn has several scars visible, namely one slash on the right side of his face, a slash scar on his neck horizontally, a large burn on his left knee, a few others. Flynn is wearing a t shirt that says “Great Sage Equal to Heaven” on the front and the initials “SW” on the sleeve that are supposed to be a reference to “Sun Wukong.” Flynn is also wearing shorts with boots that are not the same color.

  The second character is near the center of the image, he is named Hosah. Hosah has light colored eyes and hair, though their hair is darker than Flynn’s. Hosah is wearing high waisted pants, boots that go up to the calf, and a button up shirt with a bola tie (I think that is the term for it but it doesn’t have the gem that bola ties seem to have). His hair is long and straight, it is in a loose pony tail that is draped over chest. They have several small scars and are wearing a band on their left arm that says “Druid,” there is also fire coming from their left hand in a ball. The is a small halo over his head, though Hosah is not dead, they are simply of celestial heritage. 

  The third character is only a head that is on the right. They have glasses and smooth hair. Their name is Kolimai.]

  [Text in Image: Flynn; Genderfluid (Flynn); He/They/Em (Flynn’s Pronouns, the last one is a neopronoun); Hosah Azriel Elderhallow; Demiboy (Hosah); He/They (Hosah’s Pronouns); Kolimai; Agender (Kolimai); They/Them (Kolimai’s Pronouns); Little Fae Jerk (an accurate yet oversimplified summary of Kolimai’s character); June 5th (fifth); Gender Identities; All three (3) are geniuses]

  Flynn can be simply described as Flynn by everyone, or some people describe him as a genius “Cotton-Eye Joe” (which he has no idea why they call him this as he has great vision and isn’t named anything close to Joesph) as no one knows where he came from or where he goes in his free time. Flynn was extremely quiet at first but then suddenly started to socialize, one day he behaved as if he was an observer then suddenly the next day, he blended into the class perfectly. Everyone thought that was just some kid but the more they talked to him the more they realized he was anything but a normal kid. The main thing everyone figured out quickly, he somehow knows almost everything to know about math and science but has never heard of anything related to pop culture. He didn’t even know what ice cream or soda was. 

  Hosah is an Archdruid of the highest order, who spends his days helping the small town he helped found with an old school friend and managing many businesses. Well, most people don’t think he’s a druid, due to the fact that never shapeshifts, he is always Good Ole’ Hosah. He often pays his friend Crypt visits in their forest.

  Kolimai is the leader of the odd jobs business they run with Stephan and Nicoren. They also have an OBSURD amount of doctorates, because what else are immortals supposed to do? Stephan and Kolimai met when Stephan was 10 during the aftermath of the garlic bread incident. And Stephan & Kolimai met Nicoren at the same time. While the Kolimai knows a decent amount about the other two, they don’t really know a lot. They know Kolimai is cursed, and they know that their immortality and eternal youth aren’t curse... but other than that, they don’t know sh*t.

  Image drawn on June 5th (fifth) or 6/5/2022.

Well time to open my equivalent of a Pandora’s box but hopefully there will be no plagues and flaws inside

Chaos will either bless me for my curiosity or rain down disappointment for my foolish yearning for caffeine