I Need People To Understand That Sometimes Autism Is Just This

John Dory’s dating history in a nutshell

Great Horned Owl’s broad, but short wings make them surprisingly maneuverable during flight. 

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

That’s not what the tags are for. The tags are where I put my insane thoughts for my mutuals to watch like I’m an animal in a zoo

Yeah, they always say that like I am some poor soul visiting or something but I am just here to return back home for a rest. Ah, how I missed how the crisp clear smell of indifference that verges into apathy makes the heavy smell of dread you feel towards the future smell just like a family reunion.

"descended into madness" um actually i climbed here? yeah it was a pretty steep journey. yeah the air's pretty thin up here. i think im getting altitude sickness. pretty dizzy actually

Because of speed and convenience. If it of any comfort, I use a kettle instead of microwave.

I just want every non-american who gets mad about microwaving hot water for tea to know that my family owns a kettle and I use the microwave anyway. I will not change and I want you to die mad about it.

I recently came out to my mother's side of the family who are majority conservative christians and it went much better than I expected. Like, they were weirdly supportive. I only got one comment insinuating that I might possibly be going to hell but it came from my aunt and she's dying soon anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Anyway, I'm telling them how shocked I am and that I honestly thought that they'd have more of a problem with it when my grandma is like "Well you know we've been through this before with your uncle Nicky" and I'm like "what" and so it turns out that my uncle Nick was born a Natalie, came out as a boy at 19, and my great grandma proceeded to pay for his top surgery and hormone therapy. In 1974. And I just had to process for a bit because my entire life no one has referred to him as anything other than he/him and his chosen name. I ask why no one ever thought to mention this and they're just like "tbh we forgot. It's been so long that he's been a man" This man is married. He has a wife and three kids. I ask my relatives how they went about having kids, whether through adoption or sperm donor or what and none of them know. Apparently he just told everyone that they were gonna be parents and then one day showed up at my grandma's house with a baby. No questions were asked. Just. He and his wife had a baby now and that was that. Three times. Weeks later when I finally talk to my aunt Sarah (Nick's wife) all she tells me is that neither of them have ever been pregnant and, I quote, "sometimes you just come into children". She phrased it like people use the phrase "come into money". Like children are something that just happens to you. I ask my relatives if any of them had a problem with Nick being trans at the time, saying I'd understand if they had negative feelings about it, as it was the 1970s after all. They were like "nope" and i was just like "you didn't think anything of it?" And my grandfather was like "these things happen" while the other adults nodded sagely. So I guess the moral here is that if my conservative christian relatives could accept my uncle as trans in the 1970s then there really isn't any excuse for anyone. And also my family needs to ask more questions because I'm fairly sure my aunt and uncle stole their kids.

I’m laughing my ass off at that last sentence- But I’m so glad your coming out went well! That’s one heck of a way to find out you have LGBT relatives.

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

Kim Dokja attracts rich people.

(it has been sitting in my notes app for too long.)

It’s because he’s a scammer, Yoo Joonghyuk growls.

It’s because he’s pathetic, Han Sooyoung grins.

It’s because he’s hot, Sun Wokong winks— only to be smacked upside the head by Secretive Plotter, who says it’s because he’s interesting

Uriel’s answer was too long and incoherent to include.

my brother made the mistake of asking me what i do for fun in my free time today and by the time i finished explaining to him that my main hobby is learning everything i can about death and associated practices and beliefs and that i'm happiest when surrounded by death and decay he was looking at me like this