The Eiffel Tower Is Going To Be Deconstructed.

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

me, halfway through listening through a song: hmm this might have otp potential

*restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo Intent

Shout out to that one time somebody interrupted me mid staring out into nothingness and my automatic response after a few seconds of silence was to loudly shout (while looking them in the eyes) "I WAS IN THE BIBLE ONCE" in a voice that wasn't mine

The Next Right Thing has been helping me with my grief. I had to put my cat down 2 months ago but I’m still in so much pain so to help I sing it to myself. I’m too nervous to tell people I love this song because whenever I see someone mention it they rip it apart and call it the worst song in Frozen 2

tip: You can write about the same character as many times as you want. Who's going to stop you? God?

I think abt the left 4 dead 2 graffiti so often. Like they really had the human condition nailed huh.

You never know when learning a new skill will come in handy. For example, I had a crush on a boy in middle school who loved Sonic so I learned how to draw him and the other characters so he'd sit by me. 16 years later I'm trying to take a kid's blood pressure multiple times. It's too high because he's scared, he hates it. I see mom's got Sonic playing on her phone. So while the dynamap is running I say "hey look at this!" Draw a quick Sonic on the exam table paper, he's so focused on me that he doesn't realize his BP was taken, now with beautiful numbers. Gotta do an EKG now and I bribe him, "i'll draw Tails if you sit still for me"... perfect EKG. Now coming to see a cardiologist is a lot less scary for a couple kids, all because of my middle school crush.

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

Virgil: GOD DAMMIT. WHICH SIDE R U ALL ATTRACTED TO???

Remus, Janus, & Orange: Logan

Virgil: we can't possibly all like Logan, it is not mathematically POSSIBLE.