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3 years ago

I made a Wookiepedia themed character sheet.

Go crazy.

I Made A Wookiepedia Themed Character Sheet.

If you use it, no need to tag me, it’s chill, it took like 15 minutes to make. Have fun with your OCs!

(The top left square is for the portrait, and the dark purple bar below is for the character name.)


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3 years ago

Finally came back to tumblr after like.....idk how many years

Here's redvelvet cookie with cake hound 💕

Finally Came Back To Tumblr After Like.....idk How Many Years

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3 years ago
This Isn’t Related To My Blog Aesthetic But I’m Tired Of Seeing Posts Where People Are Making Others

This isn’t related to my blog aesthetic but I’m tired of seeing posts where people are making others paranoid that they’re in a coma or something. You’re not. I know lots of us know it’s just a bad “joke,” but some people don’t have the luxury of being able to believe that after seeing others tell them otherwise.

You’re awake. Everything is okay.


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3 years ago

Ferb I know what I'm gonna do today

I’ve always wondered what if they had taken Grievous to the Kaminoans instead of the Geonosians? They would’ve made him some giant souped-up biological horror super-predator. Just take his Kaleesh-ness and cranked it up to 11. I like to imagine they’d’ve kept his ability to split his arms in half but in a really gross body horror way.


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3 years ago

Let 👏the bartender👏 choose👏 violence👏

They Shoulda Made Him A Bomber Smh

They shoulda made him a bomber smh


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2 years ago
cryptidgemstones - Skate Fast Eat Grass

Stiill using screen shots bc why not

In my last, post I talked about my headcanon for this NPC/ oc I'm calling Sour Cream Cookie. So, I'm making a part 2. Context, he's Clotted Cream's bio father.

So like I said in last Post, Sour Cream was saved after being lost at sea for 22 years by Captain Caviar. He was told of what was happening in Creme Republic.

So imagine with me, this guy, hearing that his OWN WIFE had to remarry to save his only child from a life of hardship, and not allow her to see them!!! He was furious, with a mix of guilt of not being there.

So Sour Cream goes home, amazed by everything he sees, since the Republic was a simple town when he left that refugees were still retreating to.He storms into the Lyceum, disrupting the meeting of the Elders.

Skit I thought of ( Inspired by @queen-rainy-love , check their stuff out!)

*In the Lyceum, the Council of Elder were having a meeting with Clotted Cream when the doors swings open*

??: * kicks the door open* *smiles* Anyone missed me??

The elders look on in shock and horror as the stranger walks in, covered in dirt and a bit caked up salt. His worn-out shoes leaving bits of mud as he walked around*

??: My my, things have really changed since I've been gone!! This once small township turns into a great and glorious Republic!! Sad I missed it!!

Sable: Ahh?? Who are you?

??: *chuckles, pushes up his broken glasses* Hehe, I guess my look has changed after a long time, hasn't it?"

Custard: *annoyed* This is a private meeting, you are allowed to be here!! Who sent you in ??

Captain Caviar: *Walks in, takes his seat* I did, sorry I'm late, had to check on one of my ships. And you may want to hear the guy out.

??: Thank you, Caviar. Now was I? Oh right. *bows* I am Sour Cream Cookie, the forgotten heir of House Scone.

Vanilla Sugar: This is preposterous!! Sour Cream cookie has been dead for years!

Sour Cream: I feel pretty alive to me. And Mulled, I appreciate you keeping my notes safe since I've gone. The airship you created is amazing!

Mulled Juice: I....

Clotted Cream: * a bit annoyed* Look sir, you've been in here long enough. I think it's time you leave- *is hugged by Sour Cream*

Sour Cream: *looks at him, shocked* My son.. Look at you.. all grown up.

Clotted Cream: I...Um...

Sour Cream: *lets go* Where is your mother? Where's Light Cream?

Clotted Cream: *confused* W-wait, how do you..?

Custard: *stands up* Guards!! Get this lunatic out of here!!

*two guards come out and begin to drag out Sour Cream on the Lyceum, when Light Cream runs in*

Light Cream: Wait!!! *crying* Sour Cream, is that you?

Sour Cream: *looks, shoves the guards off and hugs Light Cream* My love!!!

*Light Cream hugs him back, now sobbing. Sour Cream ran his fingers through her hair*

Light Cream: *sniffles* You're alive... You're truly alive...

Sour Cream: *smiles* I am, My love. I'm so sorry for being gone for so long..

*As the elders watch in shock, Clotted Cream walked over to the two reunited lovers. He was very confused. Who was this guy?*

Clotted Cream: Mother? How do you know him?

Light Cream: *smiles* Clotted... This is your father, Sour Cream Cookie.

2 years ago
Dumb Little Comic About Shamura Arriving To The Afterlife
Dumb Little Comic About Shamura Arriving To The Afterlife
Dumb Little Comic About Shamura Arriving To The Afterlife
Dumb Little Comic About Shamura Arriving To The Afterlife
Dumb Little Comic About Shamura Arriving To The Afterlife

Dumb little comic about Shamura arriving to the afterlife

Transcription under the cut just in case because my handwriting here is unreadable-

TOWW: SHAMURA.

Shamura: Narinder.

TOWW: You betrayed me, sibiling! Left me here to waste away! I shall have my RE-

TOWW: EEeee...

Shamura: Mhm. You see this thingy? You hear it jingle?

TOWW: ...

Shamura: You want to catch it. I see it in your eyes.

TOWW: ...Mrp.

Shamura: I thought so.

2 years ago

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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