This Is Like The Only Time Its Appropriate To Call Eyes Orbs. Those Thangs Are Quite Honestly Ponderable

You're Luis Serra. It's 3AM. You're surrounded by ganados with only wooden planks over the windows to keep them back. There's an American over there who's pretty good with guns and hand-to-hand combat. You're feeling pretty confident. You look over at him to shout some words of encouragement because this is gonna be a hectic fight. He's cramming a raw snake into his mouth with almost religious fervour. You're no longer feeling confident.

Requesting Cute Pet Photos :)

He’s just so cozy

The meow 🥺

Very satisfying shake 👌

Finally, some decent weather (via)

My life is in shambles and I am a shell of a man

*sigh*

yeah

@ginger-ale-official

I had to re-read this like 4 times before I could understand that the first part was not talking about drugs

*quickly shoots up in bed* splatoon band based on death grips