Crypticgrapefruit - I’ve Been Here The Whole Time

Only the Beholder is a true pokémon; “Behold…behold!”

The Monster Manual exists in-universe as a handy PokeDex style device that updates itself with new information as you fight more monsters, including all sorts of fascinating (and possibly not true) trivia.

every so often i try to lick my elbow just to feel something, anything

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

Just made the Mint Tea and Cocoa one. Was so yummy!

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

@jacebeleren

DID YOU SEE THIS AHHHHHH

@imcreativeiswear

I think I've posted this before but I'm marinating my thoughts on the themes I see in Control again

The more I learn about baseball, the more interesting it seems, which is weird because I'm not really a sports person

Anyways I wanna share something neat that I learned but I'm gonna preface this by saying that I'm not "into" baseball. I'm just visiting the baseball zoo and reading the little blurbs the have on the cages

With that out of the way, when you swing a bat, your momentum naturally goes with the bat, right? So for righties, immediately after batting, their momentum starts to take them to third base, meaning they have to fight against the bat's momentum before running to first

But for lefties, the bat's momentum is already taking them to first! Apparently lefties can, on average, reach first base a sixth of a second faster than righties

Apparently it also makes a difference in receiving a pitch, since a righty receiving a pitch from a righty will see it coming from behind their shoulder, but a lefty receiving a pitch from a righty can clearly see the ball

Because of this, they started bringing in lefty pitchers to counteract the lefty batters and the result is a sport with 2-4x as many lefties as the general public

i need this for if i ever do a pirate campaign!!

Ahoy, matey! Be ye ready fer the adventure o’ a lifetime?

background: illinois

Warlock patron: Corn