Dolores Doesn’t Want Her Tío To Feel Left Out..

I just realized that Zach Varmitech is not an emo; he's a corp goth. So the whole "emo Dorito" joke has been a lie.

Is anyone on here old enough to know about Cyborg 009 or is it just me?

ANYWAYS Cyborg AU where the brothers were abducted for biogenetic and electronic experimentation decades ago and turned into cybernetic weapons for some top secret and shady government organization before it was defunded and abandoned. Aviva, Zach, Koki and Jimmy all work together to stop government corruption and conspiracies and happen to sneak into the secret lab and discover the two. Trouble is, the brothers were woken up before any of their dangerous "this is your target" protocols could be initiated. Without any knowledge on what they are exactly, no memories of what came before, and no instructions programmed except self defense, they're pretty happy to go with these two strangers who say they'll help them.

Their powers consist of shape-shifting into full animals or just aspects of them (IE claws, teeth, etc.), of course, but they also have certain tech abilities too. Martin can breathe under water and has increadible speed; Chris can fly with rocket boosters in his back and has magnifying scope vision for tactical air targeting. Both brothers have night vision settings and also have various rockets or other weaponry generally stored in their augmented bodies. (I have shotgun barrels for bones?!)

I'm on my stupid shit again people ;; Had an idea of a Harpy Jimmy Z cause bro NEEDS a creature power suit. How he got like that is Chris and Martin (mainly Martin) wanted Jimmy to get used to the creature power suits seeing he's the only one that doesn't really have one. Jimmy isn't all too keen on getting his own suit right away, so they use Martin's as a test. Chris shows him the basics of proper use of the CPS and which disks to use and what exactly to touch to activate (using chris' animal bits collection or whatever he calls it). They probably start off with 'easy' animals (like songbirds or small mammals) and Jimmy starts getting used to it, maybe even a bit more confident.

So these idiots boys keep cycling through different animals probably faster than the CPS is used to until BANG! The suit malfunctions! (as suits do) and Jimmy comes out as a mashup of different kinds of birds! (mainly a Harpy Eagle (hah), a heron, a vulture, and a hummingbird). Martin is amazed, Chris is like "huh?", and Jimmy is like "?????? WHAT THE FUCK????" and so hijinx ensues, or whatever

Boys got caught mid midnight munchin.

@wildkratt-quotes

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

Jimmy is on babysitting duty and he totally forgot to explain why he's on babysitting duty, which equates to "the creature power suit malfunction that made Chris a toddler kind of was his fault but when he and Martin were pressing buttons to try and figure out how to reverse it, Martin also got kid-ified."

they just got back from the park where Martin and Chris played just about everything they could think of and both got ice cream. 83

Aviva is equal parts frustrated and endeared.

Let’s talk about polyamory.

Polyamory is NOT

A threesome

A guy having two girlfriends and the girlfriends don’t know about each other

A guy hooking up with two girls

Same applies to girls

Or any combo of genders

An orgy

A common misconception is that polyamorous relationships are only about sex.

VERY FUCKING WRONG!

Polyamory is not about sex.

It’s literally right there in the name. It’s about love, not sex.

A polyamorous relationship is a consensual, knowing romantic relationship between three or more people.

YES YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN TWO PARTNERS.

YES, SEX IS OPTIONAL

POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE CAN BE ASEXUAL

ASEXUAL POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE EXIST.

I REPEAT

ASEXUAL POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE EXIST

I can’t emphasize two things enough.

Polyamorous relationships are consensual and everyone in the relationship knows about it. Everyone is aware, and communication has to be made, just like in monogamous relationships!

Polyamorous relationships are not about sex! They are not a threesome!

I’m polyamorous.

I have ace friends.

I have poly and ace friends.

YALL

PLEASE

So many people just think polyamorous relationships are about sex.

THEYRE NOT.

Poly people, especially women, get harassed and called slut, whore, and whatnot. I’m not gonna elaborate.

Please boost this.

IGNORANT OR GENUINELY NOT KNOWING PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW THIS.

CLEAR UP THE MISCONCEPTIONS PLEASE.

-Your local pansexual poly mess

Everyone is so right about Zach and like imagine he gets vitamin d (IE sees the actual sun for more than 5 seconds) and he freckles like crazy and he's so pissed about it.

They have him in the tortuga and he stands up after sitting a while and the whole room spins and everyone's like bro are you ok and he's like this is FINE its NORMAL and everyone is like um how are your iron levels are those dark circles from eye strain, lack of sleep, or an iron deficiency?

All three?! Bro you need help-