WAIT!

while you're here on this earth? make the most of it. catch those fireflies. drink that beer as you watch the sunset. watch the rain. write poetry about being caught in this human form for just a little while. watch the stars. remember: you ARE the stars.

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

new kind of guy dropped

my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

Are you able to identify the bug from the weird bug in charge of the night time meme?

I can't say which exact species, but it's a giant water bug in the family Belostomatidae - they're often called toe biters. I imagine if you found the original photo that was pasted into the meme, it would tell you the exact species, if you care.

I assume everyone's seen it, but if not:

WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse

in b4 95% of all websites in june 2024 announce that "for security" they will only work with browsers that use manifest v3

i can be trusted on a nature walk i promise. i promise i will stay on the trail and will not run off into the forest never to be seen again i promise